I'm just sayin'

Yesterday we had a meeting that involved knowing appropriate and inappropriate times to drink coffee. The conversation concluded with, "If you have any questions about what are appropriate times to drink coffee, let me know." I am not even kidding. I feel like in a well-run organization, you wouldn't waste people's time by having meetings about approriate times to drink coffee. You wanna know when an appropriate time is? The second after I got my degree. Either of my degrees. They qualify me to drink coffee (or my Mt. Dew) whenever I want. "Fair" is not a word that I worry about in terms of having a coffee (or Mt. Dew, as I tend to choose) while teaching. I will not be micromanaged in this way. I'm just sayin'.