Conversations with my husband in the middle of the night

The last couple nights, my husband has said or done something funny in the middle of the nigh that I would like to share.

Last night, he jumped out of bed in a panic at about a quarter to four. I roll over to realize that he has jumped out of bed and is freaking out because he thinks he is late for work, but hasn't yet realized, or remembered, that he doesn't work on Mondays. (Now I have to say that we have joked back and forth about how when he does this some night that he doesn't work, that I should let him think he's late for work, offer to call work for him while he gets in the shower and the giggle to myself as he heads off to work, still in a tizzy, because he doesn't know that he doesn't work that day...I didn't do this last night because a)I can't stand to see him all panicked that he is late, and b)when he thinks he is late, he is really loud in the morning and I didn't want Lukin up at 4 am). So I calmly tell him that he is not late for work. He asks if I am sure (he's not really that awake but awake enough to see that the time on the clock is past when he is supposed to be there). I reassure him that he doesn't work and that his plan for the day is to drive me to my job interview. He calms down and gets back into bed and is back asleep within five minutes.

The night before, I got up to go to the bathroom. When I come back to bed, my husband looks at me as I am trying to get myself into a comfortable sleeping position again and asks, "Did your water break?" Yes honey my water broke and I thought, instead of getting ready to head to the hospital (seeing as I haven't started packing anyone's bag yet), I thought I would crawl back into bed and try to get some more shut eye.

Okay, so maybe they weren't that funny, but they were funny to me.